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blows ass

Sucks, not good, usually said on video games.
"Oh this sniper blows ass on this game !!!"
"Oh wow this game blows ass, who plays this?"
by Jared Kelsay August 24, 2008
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Pho Blow

The explosive wet blast released from the bowels after consuming a bowl of PHO. May also experience pho blow from many other forms of Vietnamese cuisine.

Generally starts within an hour with the gut rumbles immediately followed by an ass pinching, skipping like trotting run to the nearest shitter.
Where the hell are you going so fast. Pho blow Braaaahhh.

Carl left his meeting to go pho blow.

I didn’t quite make it in time. Got a little flow back on the pho blow.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
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Blow cod'n'ator

When a male is playing Call of duty, and his girlfriend(s), and/or female person(s) is giving him a blow job, while feeding him a Wendy's Bacconator
by D-boi55 April 14, 2009
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blowing brains

1.) to ejaculate profusely. "Brains" referring to slang for testicles.

2.) Refers to the slaughterhouse process of removing the animal's brains with compressed air forced into the skull through the hole where the spinal cord enters. The brains are then packed and sent to markets in Korea and China as food. This term appeared in the February 4, 2008, Washington Post article titles, "Inhaling Pig Brains May Be Cause of New Illness."
"Last week I went for a massage and the girl had me blowing brains all over the place!"
by chodiramone January 11, 2009
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blow a stack

Anger. The building pressure of intense and focused anger finally overcomes the best efforts of containment, repression, and self-control. Rage. The inevitable and imminent eruption of loosed anger is foreshadowed by purpling of the face, flaring of the nostrils, arteries bulging in the neck, and eyeballs popping out of the head. These symptoms indicate that someone is about blow a stack. It's what happened when a student shit in Mr. Sparaco's desk drawer (7th grade). It's best to leave immediately if one is on the business end of a blown stack, otherwise very entertaining to watch. Origin from the steam engine era, when a mistakenly capped chimney stack would finally rupture from pressure in the furnace.
Doug placed thumbtacks on the substitute teacher's chair, causing him to blow a stack when he sat down on them. I heard it from across the hallway!
by Bolton Outlaw January 19, 2008
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Blow Hickey

The polite term used for when asking a girl for oral sex or "head"
Max asked me to give him a blow hickey last night at the party....I wanted to say no, but he asked so nicely.

Baby...I just want a little blow hickey, Its nothing serious.
by MaxiPadBS March 20, 2011
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Blow boat

Noun. A flamboyant male homosexual.

(Portmanteau word coined from "Blow job" & "Show boat.")
"Sir Elton John is nothing but an ol' blow boat!" Keith Richards hissed during his recent press conference when asked about whether the Grammy & Oscar-winning songwriter would be composing a song for the upcoming Royal Wedding.
by Chance Wayne April 29, 2011
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