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You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!
Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
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Jewish cocktail

When someone uses the tip of a circumcision as a shot glass
Yo did you see drink that Jewish cocktail
by Sir_Pump_aloaf December 3, 2021
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jewish juvenile jinx

when the government sidetracks Jews from making babies and lessens their wealth because they don't have families.
The Jewish juvenile jinx made them have the lowest birth rate for a subgroup of the White race.
by Coop Dupe November 26, 2019
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Jeff the Jewish guy

Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.
Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021
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Jewish U turn

When there is a long line of cars waiting to get into a parking lot, gate, etc., so you drive past the line, turn around, and join the line from the other direction where the line is shorter.
Steve: “If you haven’t left yet, I’d leave early to be on time! The line of cars is backed all the way up to the stop sign if you’re coming from the west.

Bob: “I’m not worried about it, I’ll just pull a Jewish U turn.”
by Crashlandon July 27, 2025
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Jewish Rape

When you are completely and utterly fucked over by a Jew or an any money hungry person in terms of money and assets.
Vonn: hey what are you paying for this 30 page report due tonight?
Mitchel: uhh probably like 10 bucks

Vonn: dude I could charge you with Jewish rape
by GoodieGamer September 30, 2025
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Jewish Tub

Look at that hoe she's a jewish tub.
by JewishTub August 4, 2017
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