Facebook Tease

someone who leaves their facebook logged on, but then walks away to do something else. later, someone trys to chat them, and they don't respond.

Me: Hey! whats up?

a few minutes later...

Me: well, i guess you don't want to talk then. you Facebook Tease

by j0hn13y November 24, 2010

DICK TEASE

Any woman at all that uses a tampon.

the DICK TEASE needs to take off her make up, it's ruining her skin as bad as her soured vagina.

by royalprincesswhohatesrape&sex September 29, 2010

a tease

An individual who enjoys looking at his/her looks, is infatuated with his/herself, dreams of being an underwear model, and acts like an 11 year old.

1)Sharon...what a tease..
2)Guys, Sharon is such a tease!
3)Sharon, why are you such a tease?
4)Sharon, gosh, please stop being a tease

by yn October 15, 2006

cock tease

when your best friend alex sends you pictures of her hott cousin when they're in Michigan when you are in Indiana

*send picture*
OMGGG>! HOTTIE!
*send picutre*
Alex you cock tease (:

by jennyissocoollike August 6, 2010

Taser Taser Taser

When a dumbass cop, typically female, mistakes a taser for a FUCKING GUN and shoots the shit outta someone

“Hey look over there, a guy is running from the cops”
“Taser Taser Taser”

by DoopyBlerp April 22, 2021

cock tease

A good definition of cock tease could be 'wang' she posts cock twitching pictures on a site and says she will let you spiderman her. I think these are lies, all lies. Shes just teasing my twitching member leaving me with a dull throb. Thats what a cock tease is.

she stands there naked 'would you like some hardcore penetration?' you say 'yes!'. 'hmmmm? i can't be bothered now i'm tired' she said. 'your such a fucking cock tease Mildred!' you shout.

by -Legion- December 28, 2005

tease the weasel

To aggitate a man untl he is horny but slightly agressive.

Matthew Wirick bit Zac Danic after Zac tease the weasel a bit too much. Matthew was aroused and aggitated but wanted Zac to leave.

by zac0019 May 15, 2015