The act of simultaneously releasing the fecal matter from your anus and bustin' a nut (preferably on a girls face/chestal region). Is known to stimulate all portions of the genitalia and prostate at the same time, relaying the ultimate for of orgasm.
Warning: Evacuating your load at the exact moment the widest portion of dump passes through your rectum may result in a high enough pleasure to cause death.
Warning: Evacuating your load at the exact moment the widest portion of dump passes through your rectum may result in a high enough pleasure to cause death.
Mikey tried to pull off The Tandem, but couldn't, due to the fact that he is a little sniveling girl who can't do anything right and will forever be known for his dinky dong, which is, by far, too small to, in fact, masturbate.
by Alan, Jason, Travis July 2, 2008
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epitome of douche bag and or fag... who always like to clean everything and think every problem is solved by a hug with corny sad music in the background...
epitome of douche bag and or fag... who always like to clean everything and think every problem is solved by a hug with corny sad music in the background...
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Doesn't know how to shut the fuck up and only throws things at people with the name Amanda. But only date's Alyssa's. oh yeah... and has DIABETUS. He also loves lettuce salad <3
Amanda: Tanner stop throwing things at me
Tanner: nah
Amanda: Tanner stop
Tanner: nah
Alyssa: Tanner stop!
Tanner: okay
*Tanner continues to throw (actual) shit at Amanda and Abby sits in the comfy chair in the corner of the room on her phone ignoring Amanda and Tanner*
Tanner: nah
Amanda: Tanner stop
Tanner: nah
Alyssa: Tanner stop!
Tanner: okay
*Tanner continues to throw (actual) shit at Amanda and Abby sits in the comfy chair in the corner of the room on her phone ignoring Amanda and Tanner*
by streetstreet2012 February 10, 2018
Get the Tanner mug.Tandela is a special chicken, and usually in her natural habitat spends her time dancing and waiting for texts from her friends. However her friends don't answer her so she becomes very impatient often sends multiple texts. She always gives hugs and is often a very happy person. Sometimes though she can be very very sarcastic.
by Ash browning March 31, 2018
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“Did you see tanner in the bathroom with that kid”
“Yeah, they were probably having touch touch time”
“Yeah, they were probably having touch touch time”
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An injury sustained from too much smash-up derby, for example a sprained bearded elder, or swollen dune buggies.
You can tell by the way Sven is limping... that's no torn ligament. He's got a couple tender beefy chunks from last night.
by Das Brick September 19, 2006
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