queen tabitha

Queen Tabitha is the most amazing person to walk the earth besides jesus. Tabitha is the best ruler and most beatiful ruler of all time and is a beast at b-ball. She shows no mercy to people who wasted her time. Together her and the president rule the world, Dilly Dilly!

Queen tabitha is the best queen we could ever dream of!

by Suptart December 20, 2017

Pooch Table

A Pooch table is any four legged table that is extremely sturdy, yet has at least one leg shorter than the others, resulting in a rickety, wobbly table that can hold some weight and not fall down.

Man, all this restaurant has is pooch tables- maybe we should just sit at the bar.

by Crussty3D December 20, 2021

Eating Table

A position in which one partner is pushed against a table during the act of intercourse, so that they may taste and bite the surface they are pressed against.

Gary’s a total bottom, I heard he was eating table last night.

by ILOVEWORDSANDPHRASES February 20, 2023

Fan'Fucking'Tabulous

The ultimate expression of Joy and happiness. Fan'Fucking'Tabulous expresses all that is great and wonderful. A blend of Three of the best adjectives. Not to be confused with fantabulous which is the ultimate expression of sarcasm.

I had sex with the girl last night and it was Fan'fuckin'Tabulous.

I just got the most Fan'Fucking'Tabulous news ever.

by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009

bring it to the table

bring- come prepared to share, physically be there, show up
it- something you want to discuss or share
table- a metaphor for a gathering of people

bring it to the table: a designated meeting for discussing current topics or projects in a company or group of people

by san diego mama January 8, 2012

table bitch

The one person that must take all trays and trash at the lunch table for the day, week, or possibly month. Rocks-paper-scissor-shoot, a starring contest, or thumb wrestling (all best two out of three) between two people will decide the table bitch. These two people are either voted to face each other or one can challenge another. After they battle they are exempt from the next table bitch battle. If the loser decides not to do his job then he is kicked out of the table.

Example 1
Kuehl - Wow, Ricky and Ian are battling it out for table bitch today.
Trevor - Yea I know, I hope its Ricky.

Example 2
James - Who's the table bitch today?
Karsten - I don't know but I got a shit load of trash for him to take.

by Kuehl March 22, 2007

Tabuchi

The act of ripping out pubes with your hands.

aka
Tabuchoiy

Don't be emo, be a tabuchi!

by Linerd Gizzle April 12, 2008