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Rocket Surgery

A word dumbasses use, in confusion with rocket science and brain surgery, when trying to insult someone else for not being able to perform a brainless task.
"Explaining this to you is like trying to explain rocket surgery to a retard!" "It's rocket science, you idiot."

"It's not rocket surgery!" "Of course it isn't, because that doesn't exist, moron!"
by Stewartalart October 9, 2011
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silver surfed that hoe

during sexual intercorse,When you are about to cum, pull out, jump back,and thrust forward with a sliding posture.
yo, i almost silver surfed that hoe last night.
by bodylicker2312 November 25, 2007
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Eye Surgery

The act of masturbation to completion in one's eye
Joe and Adam gave each other eye surgery last night.
by Giiza June 1, 2010
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Surfride the whip

When one puts they stereo on blast, rollin safely, so that one can exit the car get on top of their car while it is still going and surfing on top of the car.
Standing up on top of the car while it is still going and no one is driving surfride the whip.
by Mlissa82 July 6, 2006
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A surgery

To poke someone once in an uncomfortable area while displaying kind eyes and a calm demeanor while saying "A surgery"
Your friend is playing a video game minding his/her own business you walk over and poke him/her in the rib startling them as you say calmly "A surgery"
by Guy_Named_Hat September 14, 2011
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Smurfer

A term for a certain type of Australian woman living in London. They tend to be kind and friendly and have been known to produce smijins, a cloquial and endearing term for their offspring.

Often they stay overseas for extended periods of time but always hanker for returning to the land of their birth. Often they will take with them a life partner from overseas on their return. Noted for their beauty and brilliant personality the selected partner should feel greatly honoured and extremely fortunate that the smurfer chose them as The One.
That woman must be a smurfer she has such a wonderful personality.

I hope a smurfer selects me someday.
by The Lord of Southfields February 9, 2010
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sufferage

When your velcro rips.
Jo finally felt the sufferage he deserved.
by Peridottle June 14, 2016
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