Noun. A group of teenage mothers in a small town who walk up and down the main drag with their strollers late at night. Sometimes the babies in them are real, sometimes they are fake.
Damn, the Stroller Derby is taking up the whole sidewalk when I’m just trying to get to the froyo stand!
by ImKenough January 29, 2026
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My math teacher is a total stoolkicker for giving all this homework! She's gonna make me kill myself!
This job is the noose around my neck, and my boss is the stoolkicker!
This job is the noose around my neck, and my boss is the stoolkicker!
by CatDinger February 26, 2025
Get the Stoolkicker mug.Also known as Stroopwafel Tuesday, Stroopwafel Tuesday tradition is the Fëjland tradition and law that prohibits citizens of consuming food that is not Stroopwafel on tuesdays. This tradition originated to commemorate Trolldiers who were fed nothing but Stroopwafels in the Great Trolli War of 1872. People commemorate this loss by eating nothing but Stroopwafels on tuesdays. Breaking this rule can result in dire consequences with the Fëjland authorities.
by Troll face Fëjland official. August 26, 2025
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1. Someone who can’t fight so they stir the pot the call the authorities when they’re treated in kind.
2. Someone with poor hygiene, to the level of feculence (from “stool” meaning feces)
3. A pedophile to hang downrange
2. Someone with poor hygiene, to the level of feculence (from “stool” meaning feces)
3. A pedophile to hang downrange
1. “It’s wild that the others found out the stooley was also a pedo; they shanked him into an unrecognizable state.
2. “Get that stooley out of here! The women are complaining about the smell”
3. “Sub-MOA groupings at 50 yards on a stooley; excellent shot!”
2. “Get that stooley out of here! The women are complaining about the smell”
3. “Sub-MOA groupings at 50 yards on a stooley; excellent shot!”
by Johnathan Weste December 3, 2025
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