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Stephen Rochford

A rotund, simple man who likes the small things in life. Like tea, sunny weather, the local, and gay porn. He also has a deep love of mayonnaise, and commonly uses it as a skin cream. Stephen is famous for his mayonnaise odour and ear massages.
Lad 1: Have you been down to the local recently?
Lad 2: No.
Lad 1: Stephen Rochford was just there the other day! His potatoes have become cannibalistic again!
by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016
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stephen

a starving asian child who will talk shit but never fight. he also likes flat bitches since thicc bitches are “fat”
wow that kid stephen is ugly
by mr womp womp October 13, 2019
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Stephen

The light, that I desperately needed in my life.. I had searched for it for that long, I had given up, loosing all hope, but there it was. The light had appeared from nowhere, it was dim, but it was there, each day growing brighter and brighter. It was a familiar light, that I had seen before, but took no notice. A light that had I taken notice years ago, could have saved me from years of darkness and might have shone brighter itself..
Stephen was the light I found in the dark path I was leading. Thank you Stephen.

Love you
by Neubolical Kay January 9, 2023
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stephen girard work

Useless work required to be done only to prevent idleness. For example, moving a pile of bricks from one location to another only to return them to the original spot. Busy work.
Shoveling snow in a snow storm is real Stephen Girard work.
by Raysipse July 6, 2025
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stephen coff

wow, that fella is so gay, his name must be stephen coff
by B1 from N80 chat May 30, 2023
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Stephen

Dearest Stephen,
You truly are the silliest of geese
by Dontdonkeyaround December 1, 2023
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Stephen banana

Stephens with a ‘PH’ always love a good suck of a banana.Not only dose he love eating banana but loves to show off his skills to his friends.
That guy over there is really giving it a “Stephen banana”
by Stephen banana April 14, 2021
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