Squid

An uncircumcised penis with extra skin.

You can’t use that squid for waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Squid

Someone with stomach issues who goes swimming in a pool and, after being startled or moving in the wrong direction, blows a cloud of diarrhea into the water. This is usually followed by a hasty retreat from the scene.

The pool bar was closed for the rest of the afternoon after some drunk chick pulled a squid after lunch.

by JimboG April 10, 2019

Brisbane Squid

This cunt from Brisbane who now lives in Sydney that will dangerously latch on to you but will let go of you after 3 hours as long as you can survive his yapping beak.

"That Brisbane Squid cunt doged beers with the boys again"

"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "

"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."

by Yeaaaaladdd February 27, 2019

squid

A group of boys who like to go around and fuck shit up on weekends.

Girl: Oh my god squid is here and I wanna give them all sloppy toppy

by squiqqa May 17, 2019

Squidding

Skwidd-ihng
1: A substitute for kidding
2: A synonym for freaking

You've got to be SQUIDDING me!

by B!zzl3ch@p May 17, 2019

Mermaid Squid

A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.

The majestic mermaid squid can be seen speeding backwards through waterways all over the world.

by HE77HOUND September 12, 2019

Squid

An uncool individual, someone who is normally a GDI

Lets booze, do not be a squid.

by NotaSquid17 September 23, 2019