dick squeezer

It means to squeeze the head of the dick. But really people call each other it referring them as gay.

"Dude did you hear cory is a dick squeezer!?"
"holy fuck hes gay!"

by not jenn. April 19, 2009

Squeezer

one who squeezes

I'm a lemon squeezer!

by yo mamamamamma April 3, 2003

squeezing the lemon

After urination where a man squeezes the remaining urine from the urethra.

"I'll be right out, I'm just squeezing the lemon!"

by bassfische April 8, 2017

Hot-Squeeze

(hot)-(squeeze) A Hot-Squeeze is when you're taking a shit and the very last little bit needs that extra push to jump out and into the nice cool multi-yellow-colored pool below. This extra pushing can cause severe burning on the anus, and also alot of pressure on the rectum.

"Just Hang On a Sec Mom ! I'm In The Middle Of a Hot-Squezze !"

by The Sachmo November 24, 2004

squeeny

1. An individual who cares not for relationships beyond the realm of the sexual, these people sleep with many partners not caring about anything.

your girlfriend is such a squeeny

by cccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuu January 20, 2007

squeezing the tube of toothpaste

1:a euphonism for what happens at staff parties at the queens place in england

"dude, squeeze my tube of toothpaste."

by Tim November 20, 2003

fire-hydrant squeeze

To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.

There were no parking spaces on the street, so I had to perpetrate a fire-hydrant squeeze.

by Kevin October 11, 2003