Squat and Squirt

This is a bathroom phrase for sitting down on a toilet and pooping.

"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"

"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."

"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."

by ToughGuy33 October 10, 2023

Mob Squat

Verb

A group of people simultaneously take a communal expulsion from their rectums. Can last an long time, be painful, and unproductive.

When unhappy with the status quo, people gather in a Mob Squat to unleash their frustration.

by Morons Are Really Pathetic March 6, 2012

Pop a squat

To tell Joe's bitch ass to take a seat to piss.

Hey Joe, instead of pissing on the new heated floor, pop a squat.

by Sal! March 2, 2023

Darn diddly squat

A replacement for "damn"

Darn diddly squat I forgot how to take a bath, wanna show me how?

by Springtrap Gamer May 8, 2023

hoboken squat cobbler

Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."

The party was going fine until Jamie gave everyone the hoboken squat cobbler.

by SwampBeast September 3, 2016

d squat

Squatting on an erect penis because the dick is "too bomb". Can also be used to mark one's territory or to show excitement about a situation.

I did a d squat on my boyfriend's dick to mark my territory.

by Dick Nastyyy March 16, 2014

Frogling Squat

When you struggle with bowel movements.

Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.

He's been in there for ages!

I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.

Someone light a match in here.

Sorry, had a frogling squat.

by Frog Turd December 15, 2009