Definitions by darkdragonmc

squat cobbler 

The act of sitting on pies while fully clothed or mooning the pie. Usual to the sexual pleaser of fetishers through the internet. Defined on the AMC TV show "Better Call Saul".

Man, you here Paul likes to do squat cobbler videos online? Who sells him those pies?

squat cobbler by darkdragonmc August 28, 2016