Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person

Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck

by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020

Diddly squat

A word that was handcrafted and welded by the hands of Mcshlongs4u! It means anything.

It also means a very short person

Yo bro I can't see diddly squat

Bro look at that little diddly squat sitting on that bench!

by Mcshlongs4u July 23, 2023

diddly-squat

The word diddly-squat is a direct linguistic cousin to doodly-squat. The term is used with a negative context to denote something that is minimal and inconsequential.

That doesn’t mean diddly-squat. And, that’s that.

by Andrew Cinerari August 06, 2024

Fort squat

Fort squat

“Fort squat”

by Not pro jelqer May 09, 2022

Aqua Squat

The action of taking a shit in water, typically in a river or lake.

Trent took two aqua squats downstream, towards that nice couple and their dog.

by Aiden_Bridge August 28, 2022

Omaha Squat

Like the Carolina Squat, but with race cars shortly after launching. Most noticeable on cars with wheelie bars, sans wheels.

"Hey! Did you see Joey's Omaha Squat at The Equalizer Street Race in Kansas last week?"

by NopityNopelstein March 30, 2021

Squat Kebab

Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.

'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'

by ValleyVirgins August 12, 2018