SPEED BUMP

A large external hemroid.

I was having bum sex with Susie and I hit her speed bump.

by ya right August 14, 2005

speed texting

When someone texts at or close to the speed of light and defies the laws of physics. This is usually accomplished by preppy teenage girls.

Dude1: My new girlfriend just replied to my text before it even finished sending!

Dude2: She must be speed texting again.

by Aceacles December 30, 2009

Shitter speed

The speed in which you run to the shitter.

My shitter speed is really fast.

by Adam at NCL June 12, 2018

Nigga speed

Going way over the posted speed limit and weaving through traffic; being reckless in traffic, and inconsiderate to other motorists not giving a care in the world about their speed.

Tryrel, Go nigga speed. there’s other cars in front of you in the merge lane and your lane ends.

by Slapstickboi October 13, 2019

speed razor

My little mexican roller derby girl i'm going to make a fist hat out of tonight.

Speed Razor is coming by later.

by kcheimer June 26, 2008

Speed Washing

When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!

Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.

Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?

Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing

by troubledemon January 24, 2010

California Speed

A game in which two players receive 26 cards and keeps them in their hand, face down, in a stack. The players then take the top four and lay them down, one by one, face up in front of them, near the other person's cards. Each player then tries to quickly place cards from their stack on top of pairs in the eight cards. If no pairs can be found, each player takes the four cards they laid down, in addition to any cards laid on top of them, and place them on the bottom of their deck. It is then repeated until one player runs out of cards, slaps the table, and declares "Speed!"

"Dude! I so won that game of California Speed!"
"Dude! You, like, TOTALLY didn't say 'speed' when you ran out 20 pairs ago!"

by John Hoffman May 13, 2005