when your bowel movement is so vigorous in your slumber that your body proceeds to dump your diharrea into your bed without you knowing.
by joeyback April 4, 2019
Get the sleep shartmug. by urbandictionary20009 May 12, 2009
Get the Eat Sleepsmug. by The one and only Nicholson June 30, 2014
Get the Bitch-Sleepmug. by phil mate June 16, 2010
Get the dude-sleepmug. When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.
by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011
Get the Sleep dickmug. A person who has or is coaxed into having oral sex with a male, while they’re asleep. As the member is placed at various speeds to the esophagus of the slumbering special someone, the sound it would make is extremely similar to the spelling “WAULK WAULK WAULK WAULK”. And you could have a T shirt for them when they woke up that said “please do not awake if sleepwaulking”, because you’re a good person and a giver.
Bro 1: Hey, Stacy’s coming over to spend the night.
Bro 2: Oh sweet you’re getting your dick sucked
Bro 1: How do you know that would happen.
Bro 2: Cause she’s a sleep waulker
Bro 2: Oh sweet you’re getting your dick sucked
Bro 1: How do you know that would happen.
Bro 2: Cause she’s a sleep waulker
by TerranceJulio October 5, 2018
Get the sleep waulkermug. The sleep that occurs after your alarm goes off. You must get out of bed for no more then 2 seconds and then return to your slumber knowing that you will be late for something.
This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.
This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.
your boss: where were you this morning tom?
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.
your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.
your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.
by MultiChampion March 17, 2010
Get the After Sleepmug.