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Doing it the easiest way possible, keep it simple Stupid KISS METHOD. No unnecessary steps to be taken i.e., gift cards instead of looking for the perfect gift that’s not perfection or perfect let them pick it out. Eliminate stress from your life due to unnecessary decisions, issues, concerns.
Simplist : I buy gift cards to make it easy for me
by Bunt Jones December 24, 2019
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Simpling

A bro who simping on another bro
Dude your such simpling!
by The Simplord April 18, 2020
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simple green

when an object of green colour, is inserted into the anus of another male whilst they are bending over a washing machine, in a rather simple way.
tom gave kyle simple green the other night, he told me there are still parts of gherkin in his rectum.
by Punjab Macadangdang July 7, 2008
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simple green

when a male uses a green objects (usually a vegetable of some sort) to penetrate and arouse the anus of another, whilst they are bending over a whitegoods product.
he took it to far last night man...he wanted me to put a watermelon in his butt!! talk about simple green!!!
by BettyJones October 6, 2008
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Simping

Doing anything for a girl in hopes of them even noticing your pitiful existence such as giving them half your life savings, then the other half.
Jim: hey, I just saw the Pokimane stream and wow a lot of people were simping for her
Robert: well what did you expect?
by Quortas76 August 5, 2020
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Simple Number

A non-complex number, like a number that doesn't have an i. Is similar to a real number.
When you multiply together complex numbers the answer is a simple number.
by SimpleNumbers July 16, 2013
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simple request

Asking someone or a group of people nicely to do something before you take matters into your own hands.
1. I asked him to make breakfast, as a simple request.

2. I asked her to clean up the mess she made, as a simple request.

3. I asked him to take the garbage out, as a simple request.

4. I asked her to do her homework, as a simple request.

5. I asked him to chew with his mouth closed, as a simple request.

6. I asked her to refrain from talking smack, as a simple request.
7. I asked him to treat others the way he would like to be treated, as a simple request.

8. I asked her to be genuine, as a simple request.

9. I asked him to speak with poise, as a simple request.

10. I asked him to be honest, as a simple request.

11. I asked her to contribute, as a simple request.

12. I asked him to mow the lawn, as a simple request.

13. I asked him to be law abiding, as a simple request.

14. I asked her to help the children, as a simple request.

15. I asked him to muck the barn during morning chores, as a simple request.

16. I asked her to do her own laundry, as a simple request.

17. I asked him to was the car, as a simple request.

18. I asked her to water the flowers, as a simple request.

19. I asked him to walk the dog, as a simple request.

20. I asked them to stop hacking me, as a simple request.
by PineappleJuice March 8, 2015
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