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simonize

1. pwn in a street race
2. Wax
3. Turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan
WOOOO! VR4 Baby! We waxed em!
Simonize that shiat! Who's your father?
by SMONEY March 16, 2004
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Simon Peters

A word for faecal matter, poo, shit etc.
I just did a Simon Peters on my grandmothers TV!
by GODINHUMANFORM July 24, 2012
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Simon Sinek

The most legendary motivational speaker of our time. He emphasizes on the power of empathy and the ability to put people above everything else. He is a true leader who has the ability to change the world around him by just talking.
Simon Sinek: "Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge."
by Dubiks August 26, 2018
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colby simon

he is the sweetest person and cares about his girlfriend more then anything in the world.
if you're a GREAT boyfriend, you're a Colby Simon!
by littlek January 29, 2005
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Simone

A tall brunette slut who every guy wants to get in bed with. She seems like a tomboy but is a total savage in bed. Virgin? Nah, se put out when she was 12.
Guy 1: Guess what!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Simone fucked me last night!
Guy 2 passes out
by Some dumb fuck February 8, 2017
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Simon

The Defination for the Word simon is:
an enormous, hairy dump that tickles your insides as it slides out!
Jesus christ, that was one hell of a simon, it fully made me intestines laugh!!!!
by Semaj enolo November 24, 2009
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simone

she might seem nice at first you can try and be friends with her but never best friends now other Simones might be nice but this simone that i am talking about is such a bitch everyday after school she would make me cry once she did something horrible and i know it was her but she denied it but everyone knows she did it she made me suicidal and says that i did that to myself which i didn't
me: Simone leave me alone
Simone: Don't be a baby bitch
by jack jake jack jake June 3, 2018
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