Double-Simon

When your name is simon and you had had sex with the same girl as another simon

"if i also have sex with her, then we would have a Double-Simon"

by upcoming_popstjerne September 6, 2017

Simon

Simon, usually a guy who grows a beard and has hairy mole man feet. His best friend is called John. He pronounces his name Siiiiiggghmon and drives a white Beamer. He has fathered >16 children with eight baby mamas.

Example:
Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!

Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!

by Wet Willy October 27, 2017

simon millberg

A big Swedish doofus

Simon Millberg is a doofus

by Minecraft mom October 28, 2017

simon platz

an idiot

Simon platz is an idiot!
Yes!

by b0bob April 5, 2017

Simon's cat

Animation which is about a cat and its owner Simon.

Look at that Kitten from Simon's cat! Isn't it so cute?

by Erica💐 June 5, 2017

simon le bescond

Handsome and really good guy, a kind of gorgeous and funny open Nerd with out of bed hype style. This must be one of the prettiest and coolest kind of people.

This one has the bast attitude, he's such a Simon Le Bescond.

by HellSeg June 6, 2017

Simon

A person who leaves a organization to play for a better team

Someone who chases letters

Someone who wants to add letter

Simon left the saints a team to play for the blues aa team
Ex- He had one letter a but wanted another one

by BoshaBenders June 19, 2017