by FelonLady September 12, 2013
When you and a group of pals all need to take a shower, so you shower relay, circling in and out of the shower and taking turns for each step (shampooing, rinsing, etc.)
by Savvykc March 30, 2016
A special shower activity that combines all major aspects of a successful date night. Successful shower picnic execution includes both individuals bathing (i.e., scrubbing each other’s everything), dancing (i.e., grinding each other, fully covered in soap and food sauce), drinking from bottles (i.e., champagne and/or wine), feeding each other fine dining food or Chicken McNuggets, neck kissing, and pace changing mutual adult play. Everything must be done in the shower with the shower on (absolutely no exceptions).
Man: “Hey, foxy lady, do you want to go out to dinner tonight?”
Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”
Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”
Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”
Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”
by Cloud Walking Brown Bear September 22, 2023
When your too lazy to take a real shower so you coat yourself with a shit load of Axe or other body spray to mask your rankness and end up smelling like a French Whore. Also called the Guido Whores Bath.
Rank dude. Now I have to deal with your fruit cup smellin ass for the day. Way to take a norfolk shower.
by thatdude1235 May 25, 2011
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