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School Shooter

A stupid loser who brings his dad's shotgun to school and takes out some bullies because he doesn't know how. They are running rampant on America.
Guy on the news: There has been another school shooter...

Person 2: Just another day in America!
by TheExtremeEvoker August 12, 2018
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Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David
by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016
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shoot my kids all over the place

A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.
When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.
by g-xerxes January 29, 2003
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shootin the breeze

To talk with one or more people, without exchanging much or any information of value. Usually done by men.
girl: So when you were talking to him, did you find out if he likes me?

guy: Naw, i didn't ask, we were just shootin the breeze.
by Drakore244 October 28, 2007
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First Person Shooter

1) The most OVERRATED AND OVERUSED playstyle / genre of video games that are made. Few of them have any originality. Most of them are used for boring repetitive and often broken war games. Others consist of zombie / horror / or secret agent themes. Though some FPS games are actually good, people tend to eat up the shit-hole fps games.

2) What lazy game developers use to lure in Graphic Nazi gamers to buy the exact same game over and over again in a nicer package.

Also known as FPS.
PC user: I need to go play some Call of Duty.
Nintendo person: Man up and stop playing your shit-hole first person shooters. N64 is where it's at.

Xbox: I love Halo. Good series, and great FPS.
Gamecube: Screw that. All of them are pretty much the exact same. My Metroid Prime Series is completely different between all three.
by Reiden March 6, 2011
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vagina, ass, dick, shoot

Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot is an amazing game. It is a variation of rock, paper, scissor, shoot, or Rochambeau. In this game, you call out, Vagina, Ass, Dick, and Shoot. When you call shoot, you show whatever your doing. Vagina beats ass because vagina can shoot a baby at ass, and dick beats vagina because dick can poke vagina. Also, ass beats dick because ass can suffocate dick. This game was invented by a few kidsfrom Avonworth Middle School. They we're looking for a variation on the game Rock, Paper, Scissor, Shoot, which they used to see who would take out the trash.
"Hey man, i dont really wanna take out the trash today," said Little boy Johnny. "It's ok dude, just play Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot with Bob, im sure you'll beat him!"
by s3x Machine December 31, 2007
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spike shooter

Most hardcore energy drink on the market.
300mg of caffeine
0 calories
0 sugar
0 carbs
25,000% B12
You're only allowed to drink 1 can a day!
Ex1:
Pussy #1: "man, i'm so tired. I'm gonna get a redbull"
Pussy #2: "Redbull sucks, it's all about Monster"
Energy Junky: "You're both pussies. You'll need about 312 redbulls to get the same b12 as 1 Spike. And monster is for pregnate women. Grow some balls and get a spike shooter."

Ex2: Monster is a sedative compared to Spike Shooter
by audiophile8246 February 5, 2008
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