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Shrek

An ogre overlord that deserves your upmost respect. If you do not respect him you shall go to where the bad people like the fairy godmother who is power hungry and uses more hairspray than there is oil on earth. If you read the holy shrek 1 2 and 4 movies you shall find the one deity we respect and praise.
by That handle is alrea January 11, 2022
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shrek

To pretend to be digitally present (green light) while away doing private business

During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.

But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..
"Sadie has been a shrek all morning, I messaged her 2 hours ago and she still hasn't responded".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".
by SisterHoffaSsssHoffasister April 29, 2021
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Shrek

The ogre GOD who has blessed us with memes
ALL HAIL SHREK
by w h y November 20, 2021
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Shrek

A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade
Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)
by Salmonellq April 26, 2020
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Shrek

Shrek was a gift not a gift from God but God was a gift from Shrek
by The Quandale Dingle May 4, 2022
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Shrek

Shrek was so hot I began to drool
by URMOTHER——- November 11, 2022
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