The Sergio

The act of defecating on your best friends shoes while he is giving you a blow job.

History of The Sergio:

The Sergio originated in Santa Ana, Ca around 2006 A.D. Every year Sergio would buy very expensive presents for all of his friends on their birthdays. One year Sergio decided to buy his best friends Sirius satellite radio. During this time period Sergio was going through a few financial difficulties. However, this did not stop him from getting his best friend the ultimate gift of Sirius satellite radio. (Side note: Sergio loves shoes, especially Nike Jordans) When Sergio's best friend received his gift he was so excited that he immediately dropped Sergio's pants and gave him a hummer. Right as Sergio was climaxing he noticed his best friend's shoes were right underneath him. So as he orgasmed he dropped a duece right on his friends brand Jordans. The rest is history and today we know this act as THE SERGIO.

-Hey what did you do last night?

-Well, it was my best friend's birthday and I got him something nice. So after the party I gave him The Sergio.

by The Mudslider June 11, 2006

senior challenge

1. to have sex with 2 girls in each grade during your senior year of highschool

2. to drink 30 beers and 18 shots, smoke 2 grams of weed, eat 2 large pizzas, then solve a jigsaw puzzle. this challenge is made for teams of 4-5.

1. damn that nigga tyrone just finished his senior challenge with sarah the freshman!

2. i puked 30 times during the senior challenge at matts rager.

by assandsometiits November 27, 2011

serious

Used to differentiate between the two most common reasons for visiting the loo. Allows for open discussion of bathroom activities in public or in mixed company.

n. a bowel movement

v. to defecate

Bill: I need to go to the bathroom before we leave.
Tina: Is it serious?
Bill: Yes!
Tina: Then we'll never get out of here!

-or-

Bill: I know you're still putting on your makeup in here but I gotta go serious!

-or

Bill (with newspaper tucked under arm): I'll be back in 20 minutes, I have to conduct some serious research.

by ctrlU January 26, 2010

South Fremantle Senior High School

A school in South Fremantle well known for the sluts and assholes that attend (:

South Fremantle Senior High School is such a hole!

by sammy.massacre February 18, 2008

why so serious

First off, this is used mostly by emo kids who use it for a picture caption on their myspace. People who say it don't realize how annoying it is. Also, asking "why so cereal?" deserves a punch. Just wait until another movie comes out then steal shit from there too!

why so serious

by Christina4 December 22, 2008

Senioritis

A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Most cases of senioritis tend to start after college applications and mid-year reports have been sent in. This entails a student not doing any work whatsoever, dismissive attitude, increased absences, general laziness, an over-excessive wearing of sweatpants/sweatshirts & resentment towards taking all those hard classes to impress a favorite college which the student most likely won't attend because of how expensive it is. The only known cure to senioritis is a phenomenon known as GRADUATION.

Teacher: Class, here's a 10 page essay on insert cruelly long & boring novel here to be done by Friday.

Class: Fuck this shit, it's April & my senioritis kicked in about a month ago.

by MommaMayI May 18, 2010

Serio 10

n. I swear to god times 100

i like that girl serio 10

by dylannnnntizzzzzy September 30, 2018