Russian Schlong Whipping

When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!

Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!

by Shaedy September 20, 2018

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DONGUS SCHLONGFOBBLER

A nickname for your friend who is a proper idiot but is still one of your best friends.

He is such a DONGUS SCHLONGFOBBLER

by Mylogic15 October 25, 2018

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colin schlong

The male appendage of a teenage, short brown haired emo guy named Colin.

I heard Sami sucked Colin schlong.

by Blackice417 May 15, 2019

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Trumpet Schlong

When one’s penis is flared at the end, somewhat resembling a trumpet or other brass instrument.

“Yo Jack, did you see that?! Fidel’s got mad trumpet schlong!

by Crumbling peen October 17, 2020

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spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.

Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020

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