Salty Lemon

The most delicious snack.
A "Salty Lemon" simply refers to a lemon with salt on it, a delicious snack enjoyed by all.

To Prepare your own salty lemon at home, simply grab a lemon slice and pour about a teaspoon of salt on it and enjoy!

Mary: "Hey, have you tried a salty lemon?"
Ben: "No I haven't, that sounds awful."
Mary: "What? You've gotta try it! It's delicious! It tastes like a margarita."
Ben: "I guess I could try it, you got any lemons to make this salty lemon?"

by anonymous October 11, 2021

Salty Straw

The white substance that comes out of a man’s pee hole after jerking it.

“Hey dad, can I taste some of your salty straws?”
“Fuck off Jason, I’m saving it for your brother.”

by Yeetus de fetus June 19, 2020

Salty cunt

A person with a very significant chip on their shoulder who is excessively patronising/nasty to someone, basically because they wish they were smart enough/funny/good looking enough to be them but know that they're not.

Jesus that consultant was a salty cunt this morning. It's not my fault he didn't get into Cambridge and I did!

by Bigbosserman June 5, 2017

Salty Janitor

When someone licks your balls clean after a sweaty activity like a trip to the gym or an intense run.

She gave me a Salty Janitor last night. Licked the boys squeaky clean.

by CaptainPoopy May 12, 2015

7S Salty

A good manager

omg 7s salty is da best

by Use Code GTX August 2, 2020

Salty Margarita

When you go down on a girl after she participates in a physical activity or sporting event.

I would give her a Salty Margarita after she finishes playing hockey.

by SaltyMargarita December 10, 2020

Redneck Salty

The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.

Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!

Person 2: He was straight salty!

Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!

by breepauljohn August 12, 2013