Stinking roger

a massive wedgie

Hang on a min I have a stinking roger

by bumfluff420 June 7, 2017

jolly rogering

Sex with a pirate

Arrh, I gave 'er a good ol' jolly rogering

by unskinny-bob May 10, 2025

roger lodge

A sexual act where one partner inserts the large sized, multi sectioned tootsie roll in the other partner’s anus.

Denise gave me a Roger Lodge last night, and then she ate the tootsie roll!

by RagaDagga April 14, 2022

Roger Blough

The sexiest piece of machinery ever built.

How the designers managed to cram so much sexy into the Roger Blough, I'll never know.

by DootVonNoot June 7, 2018

Thomas Rogers

The thiccest boi to ever exist in any universe in the multiverse
His dad makes shitty beef jerky, and his dogs are lesbians.

Jeez, your such a Thomas Rogers

by BigBoi69lol September 17, 2018

Christopher Rogers

There are probably thousands of Christopher Rogers. They are all probably from the United States too. I don’t know but the last name Rogers seems like a very typical American last name. Anyways… A Chris rogers is a bit of a fucken retard at times. He is almost always squeezing in little sarcastic jokes into conversations where ever he can and the majority of them relate to his little shlong. A Christopher Rogers is one of those people that confuses you at times and ends up confusing himself too. He can’t fucking type for shit but the sound of his voice makes up for it anyways. Just like any Chris a Chris Rogers can carry a conversation for well over an hour and can tell a story in so much detail when you think about it, it feels like it is one of your own memories. A Christopher Rogers doesn’t like to lie or doesn’t like spiders. He likes Brussels sprouts with butter and music that is too fast. He for some reason calls a Ute a “truck” and wears shoes in the house. A Christopher Rogers will have a happy ending no matter how bad he thinks his luck is. He will be satisfied with what he has got in the end and the struggles he faced will have been worth it in the end. I know a Christopher Rogers and I love mine.

Person A: “Have you ever met a Chris?”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”

by _Nevermind June 27, 2024

Roger Hüppi

Roger Hüppi is the sexiest man to ever walk on this planet. Not a single girl will reject him because he has a massive cock. With that cock, his sexy body and his beautiful smile he is gonna take all the grannies and mommys with them big mommy milkers ( he's gonna suck them all). On his cock he has unbreaking III and efficency V, he's gonna last longer than your parents marriage.

Random Girl: Damn, is that Roger Hüppi? I want his Peepee in my Poopoohole.
Barack Obama: Wow, me too. I'm a man.

by RogerHüppiLover August 12, 2022