dark brown vaginal folds, usually asian, but common to any darker women. sometimes due only to used up/beat up vaginas.
by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

I fucked a girl last night with roast beef vagina and it gave a whole new meaning to the term "eating out."
by Lesbian FSM February 10, 2013

Johnny: ey mang, you seen the look on Bob's face when he was getting yelled at by his dad for stealing the car and banging 5 hookers inside, over the weekend?
Tom: ya mang, he got straight roast turkeyed!!!
Tom: ya mang, he got straight roast turkeyed!!!
by Wonkadonka May 24, 2016

A Spit-Roast Royale is a sex act where one guy gets spit-roasted while he jacks off -- ideal if all the dudes have cumgasms at the same time.
One of my all-time favorite things to is to get a Spit-Roast Royale and have all of us cum at the same time!
by USAF Cadet September 2, 2021

by layne226 June 27, 2008

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them deceased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 7, 2023

The action of copying someone else's already unoriginal idea and roasting someone via an urban dictionary definition
by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016
