Rance

A shameless action, something done in very bad taste, tacky, disgusting. Leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

"John showed up 2 hours late to my birthday party with 3 guests and none of them brought anything!"
"Wow, that's pretty rance, even for John!"

"Tina was selling her used vibrator at the garage sale!"
"Damn, that's rance AF!!!"

by N_T_G December 2, 2016

Reece

A massive fatneck who can't get a single kill in cod because he sucks. He beats his dads Dick. Oh wait he doesn't have a dad.He also likes this guy named jayce. Jacobs the only cool one

Your a reece

by Bobdickjoenig April 25, 2017

Great Recession

1. Economic Sodomy that occurred after 10 million people suddenly abandoned their houses in 2006 and fled the country when George Bush Jr reclassified Latinos as terrorists using Patriot Act and outlawed Mexicans using the Real ID Act.

2. Disaster capitalism that completely skipped states, like Texas, that were smart enough to outlaw the Real ID Act and Patriot Act.

3. Repeat of the Great Depression that happened shortly after Herbert Hoover outlawed Mexicans in 1929 and collapsed the US banking system and stock market with widespread housing abandonment when he deported several million legal US residents that had brown skin.

4. The perfect storm where the governator mated the Patriot Act with Real ID Act to produce a love child that turned California into a third world country with DUI checkpoints that stole $40 million of cars from Mexicans every year and simultaneously collapsed the automotive industry selling the stolen vehicles.

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Example: What!?!?!? You mean to tell me Texas avoided the Great Recession by encouraging immigration because they already knew Bush was racist dildo fucktard BEFORE he almost killed himself on a pretzel?!?!?!

by Crackhead Awards May 5, 2013

Reece

A guy who doesn't know how to keep it in his pants. He will literally cheat and lie his way out any situation that places blame on him, even if there is proof. Basically, he is the scum of all mankind.

see also: Pathetic

"Reece just sent me a dick pic, isn't he dating someone?"

"Yeah but that never stops him. He's a cheater, remember?"

"Oh yeah, what an idiot."

by mandypierce May 23, 2017

shipping and receiving department

The anus. So called because stuff comes out (poop) and stuff goes in (penis).

You know that chick I hooked up with last night? Well I got to visit her shipping and receiving department last night.

by FraG3z June 4, 2008

recce

Short for 'recentior' (Latin for "beginner"). Used at Uppsala University, the oldest in the Nordic countries, to refer to new students in their first term. Used in roughly the same way as fresher is at UK universities.

I was so drunk after the reccepubrunda (freshers' pub crawl) that I redecorated the bathroom when I came home.

by Mumintroll September 11, 2010

rancey

A creature who lives in the inner circle of Didcotian evil. The Rancey (Smellius Deadum), sometimes known as Ranceotron when in his morphed form, can obliterate almost anything and will not stop until he has done so. The one thing capable of preventing the inevitable destruction of our world from such an entity is the immortal Duracell Bunny!!

However, no sign of the bunny giving a rat's arse have appeared thus far, and subsequently the world will now hide in fear of this monstrous, almighty being

"Dude, whats that thing killing everything? It deserves a lot of respect I think"

"Oh that is Rancey, clearly restless or bored. Should probably go and find a shelter so he won't find us or summit what do u reckon?"

"I reckon that is probably the best idea. Let me just go to Delight 2 and get a chicago first tho."

"ooh nice one. can you get me some chips? Then we'll eat it in the park and hide when we're done yeah?"

"sounds good. I'll just pop to the loo first"

"yeah me too. Ate some awful curry last night"

by Loves his gravy March 6, 2008