Chariot Race

A sexual position involving four individuals.
Most commonly two men and two women, but four men can also enjoy this position.

The bottoms (be them men or women) set up in doggystyle positions on all fours parallel to each other.
The tops then mount the bottoms. Thus you have the two couples facing the same direction, side by side.
The tops then lean in and kiss.
Thus re-enacting a roman chariot race.

"Dude...last night...totally chariot raced"
"Yeah man, but I gotta say, you're a pretty bad kisser."

by McCourt March 29, 2009

pod racer

Type of car used in star wars, on episode 1 anikin races a race with a 'pod racer'.

Pod Racers are used in Pod Racing

by Shroomis Parcimal March 11, 2005

disgrace to human race

Another way to spell Perez hiton

-Oh, Perez hilton is such a disgrace to human race...
- Yes, Sarah I wish he would kill himself already!

by the-0ne-who-knows May 6, 2016

Race dictator

A uppity person who dictates race.

Spike Lee is a race dictator.

by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012

racesplaining

Lecturing a white person, typically male, about how much alleged privilege they have over the other races and how they are still allegedly responsible for oppressing those other races today.

SJW: Wow this Doctor Who season 11 is great! I loved the Rosa Parks episode and the one on the apartheid in India!
White Man: I hate how they have taken an innocent and entertaining sci fi show and injected a bunch of politically correct social-engineering messages and are hitting me over the head with them every single episode, I am sick of all of the racesplaining!

by Sir Sarcasto December 11, 2018

Drag Race

The ultimate form of motorsport, where two real men (or women, or a mix) drive straight to the Finish Line.

As opposed to the lesser forms of racing, populated by various poofs, puds, and posers, who merely drive around in circles looking for a finish line.

I feel the need for speed - Time for a Drag Race

by The Winged Avenger May 16, 2012

racer

In politics, a racer is a believer in the big evil conspiracy of tea partiers, conservatives, libertarians, and moderates who disagree with the policies of Barrack Obama and/or seek freer market solutions to economic problems (supposedly a well hidden conspiracy, since you won't hear/see any evidence of this at a typical tea party event). The conspiracy is basically that this ideology is all, mostly, or centrally revolving around race, rather than economic policy (which they actually talk about on a regular and primary basis).

Racers' supposed evidence includes:
1) The president is black, so if you disagree with him you must be a white racist.
2) There are a lot of white people at tea party events (although more blacks and latinos than, say, a Green Day concert or a G20 protest, drawing great speculation on those groups' obviously racist roots).
3) ???
4) Profit. (Dismissal of rational and historically/economically astute argument.)

Origins: Much like other single-issue 21st century political conspiracy theories, the word is a conjunction of a single theme or platitude with "er." Like "truther" (9/11 truth conspiracy theorist) "birther" (Obama birth certificate conspiracy theorist) and "deather" (Bin Laden death conspiracy theorist), we now have "racer" (tea party race conspiracy theorist).

Contessa Brewer of MSNBC ranted about a man at a tea party event with an AR-15 slung over his shoulder, tying it into dangerous white racism and saying it's because there's a black man in the white house. It was while airing a video of the man edited (cropped) to not show his face or hands.. and as it turns out the man was black, and like most tea partiers not dangerous and not very concerned about the race of the president. ... Contessa Brewer is definitely a racer.

by Vet223 May 31, 2011