rock farmer 

A person who grows rocks with chemical and water. When big enough, he sells it to people in Toronto.

Nate Bosscher is a rock farmer

rock farmer by Mrhulkbrokefyakey July 24, 2011

Rock Racing Roach 

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a UTV/ Rock Bouncer. Often found clinging to top drivers or getting railed in the woods. Hangs around a bunch of guys because she “hates drama”. Smells of rotting flesh and Victoria’s Secret perfume. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like Bobby Tanner on Cable Hill. -DDR

If Ol’ girl doesn’t answer the phone until the racers go trail riding...She’s probably a rock racing roach.

Rock Racing Roach by DDR1014 July 6, 2018

rock band 

1. A group of people, most commonly three to five in number, who regularly congregate for the purpose of making music that will hopefully make them rich and famous and get them laid.

2. A video game for the Xbox 360 that allows a person to simulate the experience of being in a rock band. One can either sing or play guitar, bass, or drums. Can be played with everyone together in one room or separately online. Akin to what being in an actual rock band would be like if you only played covers and had more cheet on your shirt.

Guy: Hey baby, I'm in a rock band, let's do it. (Girl follows guy into cheap motel room.)

Guy: Hey baby, I play Rock Band, let's do it. (Girl stares indifferently, blinks.)

rock band by roundthewheel January 9, 2009

rock the bounty

awesome; pug awesome; incredible; the shit

Damn holmes, this rocks the bounty!

rock the bounty by Adonai October 10, 2004

rock shop 

1. A place where you can buy a part of the earth.
2. A music store specializing in R&R.
3. Safehouse for drug addicts.

Chris: I'm going to the rock shop to buy me some boulders for the yard.
Bill: Oh get me some R&R CDs and an amp!
Drew: Wait don't forget the crack!

rock shop by i've got crabs! September 29, 2005

rock blocking 

People at a rock concert forming a barrier and not allowing you any closer to the stage.

"Let's get closer to the band!"
"We can't, those guys in front of us are Rock Blocking!"

rock blocking by jviska89 February 6, 2008

Rock Queef 

A vaginal eruption that occurs upon spontaneous enjoyment of rock sounds.

Rock music can be described as sex for the ears and many times leads to a sweet innocent girls undoing. Queefing as we know it usually occurs during the act of love making, typically when the woman is on all fours with the man penetrating from behind. A Rock Queef requires no man at all. It is brought on by the penetrating sounds of rock music.

Rock Queef by RockQueef May 16, 2011