the quickness

adjective, doing something fast or in need to do something fast.

Say Joe, if dude wanna make that paper, he betta get here with the quickness.

by doughnigga July 17, 2006

...with the quickness

A phrase/suffix added at the end of sentences to imply the severe urgency of a situation. It can also be added to suggest the high speed of which an action is completed.

The house was on fire so Nate had to jump off the roof with the quickness.

Sandy was 30 minutes late for work, so she had to get dressed with the quickness.

Jason: DAAAAAYUM...You see that broad right there??
Keith: Yeah...she got cakes for days...
Jason: Yo, you need to scoop her up...with the quickness.

by Anubikai June 11, 2006

Quickie

When two people have sexual intercourse in a short amount of time

Chad : Hey babe my wife's out of town tonight and the kids are at grandmas guess we can fuck all night!
Kiersten : Sorry It will have to be a Quickie Jake is coming over at 6!
Chad : JAKE! who the hell is Jake?
Kiersten : My new boyfriend and he is so amazing in bed did you know he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : I can't believe your are cheating on me!
Kiersten : CHEATING! Really your the one who's married!
Chad : Suddenly I just feel like a piece of meat to you!
Kiertsten : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

by SlopNChop May 18, 2017

Quicktime

An annoying virus program.

FUCK YOU QUICKTIME! LET ME EDIT THIS VIDEO!

OH MY GOD I WASTED MY MONEY ON QUICKTIME

THIS IS SHIT! LAUGH OUT LOUD, DON'T EVEN TOUCH MY VIDEOS!

"Did you just download Quicktime?"
"Ya"
"Oh shit... you just ruined your videos."

by I hate Quicktime May 4, 2009

quickfap

A fap that takes place in 2-3 minutes, usually in between situations that would definitely not be appropriate for fapping.

when you really just need to get a shot off before going to back to work from break, that next class, or in the bathroom while waiting in the 10 year line at traffic court.

a Quickfap.

I got disconnected from my gf when we were on skype doing nasty things, so before her internet came back up i had to quickfap

by billybob99 April 25, 2012

Quickflush

Flushing the toilet as soon as the bowel movement breaks free from the anus. This is done as a preventive measure in combating the odor produced during a bowel movement. When the producer of said feces is reasonably certain that particularly toxic fumes will be emitted, he or she, may choose to flush the toilet as the poo-poo is hitting the water.

Brian was in a small bathroom at a girl's house and as he took a crap decided to quickflush that mo-fo so as to not poison the air supply in the small apartment.

by swagdaddy42 July 13, 2015

Quickie

A term used to describe sexual intercourse that has either lasted a short amount out time, involved absolutely no foreplay, or only one of the participants actually got off.

A husband might say, "Hey babe, wanna have a Quickie?!" And the wife might respond, "Not if you're going to leave me hanging again."

by Sustaining6 June 12, 2020