jizz pot

n. a young, hot and desirable female, so named because she is a pot into which jizz must be deposited with as much frequency as possible. Often, but not necessarily, a dirty slut. Can be abbreviated to J.P. or jp for covert use.

1. Damn, that girl is the biggest jizz pot.

2. Are there any jizz pots out and about today?

3. I really need to fuck a jizz pot.

by T-Chill March 8, 2012

slop pot

Another word for vagina. In particular, a vagina that has had one or more deliveries of spunk into it already - a ho in fact.

Dude 1: "How was you date with Kazza?"
Dude 2: "Ok, but her minge was a bit well used."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I told you she had a nasty slop pot."

by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006

pot towel

pot towel... A term used commonly in northern England meaning dishcloth.

"pass me that pot towel and i'll dry these pots".

by DIZZYskin January 3, 2008

Pol Pot

A revolutionary leader in Democratic Kampuchea whose visionary reforms brought the country out of the disaster that was the Cambodian Civil War.
There is no actual evidence that he committed any genocide.

Person 1: Pol Pot did nothing wrong.
Person 2: based

by not_yaro April 18, 2021

Pot shot

When you fart on the toilet and it makes a loud echoing noise.

"That public bathroom was gross, the guy next to me was making the loudest pot shots"

by veenerfas March 16, 2016

Crock pot

The act of putting a man’s balls inside of the vagina and just letting them soak for a bit.

Person 1: “Hey man, what’s your favorite position when having sex?”
Person 2: “Eh, I don’t really like sex per se. I prefer to just do a Crock Pot”

by kpat890 June 13, 2019

Crock Pot

1. A pothead with an erection
2. One who smokes marijuana while masturbating

See Crock.

Mary: My boyfriend is such a crock pot...

Jane: Oh then you two are perfect for each other!!

by MrAmazingful July 16, 2011