Hemorrhoid Police

An over the top, overly aggressive, politically correct in every which way conceivable Human Resources Department that snuffs the heart and soul out of a company.

Bob - Crap, I'm being summoned by the Hemorrhoid Police...

Peter - What'd ya do?

Bob - Ya know that joke the other day about Romney and his magic underwear that showed up in my eMail? Someone looked at it over my shoulder then ratted me out to HR...

by bullharbour November 10, 2012

Facebook polite

Keeping an old acquaintance or colleague whom you dislike as a Facebook friend in an effort to appear polite.

Person 1: I can't believe Jim is still friends with his crazy-bitch ex!!

Person 2: He isn't, he's just being Facebook polite.

by Spam180 August 30, 2013

Wiggle police

An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.

Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!

by Sleepy Dummy July 2, 2014

Rollie Polie

Another term for a Pill Bug. An insect that withdraws into a fetal stance to form a armored ball as a defense technique. Usually in defense of hostile insects such as ants and centipedes.

My little brother was hunting for bugs and found a bunch of "Rollie Polies" under a rotting log.

by Wrex Rogers March 8, 2015

Horní Police

Whoa, mate! Read carefully. This is not "Horny Police" if you thought. It's called Horní Police. That's a small town in Czechia which means Oberpolitz in German. Many towns/names end with the czech -ce. So, it is actually Mainstream there.

You: hi m 16 cz
Stranger: hi im USA f 18
You: im in horni Police
Stranger: pervert
Stranger has disconnected.
Horní Police ≠ Horny Police

by MikeFromMicrosoft December 11, 2017

sea police

Law enforcement officers patrolling and protecting coastlines and waterways, and eliminating skullduggery on the high seas

Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police

by Unclegripper June 12, 2018

name police

Users on Urban Dictionary who report names. There are good ones who only report full names, but there are also bad ones who report names they don't like. Nevertheless, they are one of the many important users on the site, but they are rarely mentioned.

Person A: My definition of Person C got deleted!
Person B: Looks like the name police caught up to you.

by ChameleonDragon May 10, 2018