Pink Goodness

Pussy which is ripe for the taking.

I'm coming over tonight for some of that Pink Goodness.

by Sunsilk89 December 18, 2011

pink-fish

A skank's female genetilia being pink inside and having a deplorable scent of fish like smells with possible infections.

Dayuum son! Did you eat that pink-fish? You better check it out before the infection spreads.

by loving nachos November 21, 2011

Pink Rabbiting

Falling into an existential fog through the music of The National or a comparable sad dad band. This condition mainly impacts aged male hipsters, causing them to wander around like an arthouse film protagonist in a self-induced catatonic state. The name is derived from the song "Pink Rabbit", which has been shown to potently produce this effect, but it can also be triggered by many songs from Bon Iver, War on Drugs, or any given moment of a Sufjan Stevens track.

The last time I saw Alan he was Pink Rabbiting in front of The Ottobar pretending he couldn't hear us over the sound of his own deep thoughts.

by ADATisBROKEN April 16, 2023

Pink Shitneys

An inevitable case of explosive diarrhea the day following a night of excessive consumption of Pink Whitney Vodka.

"I drank 20 shots last night and woke up with an extreme case of the Pink Shitneys."

by hellohellonoine August 14, 2023

Pink Elephant

When you draw a cartoon pink elephant on a sheet of paper but leave a hole where the trunk should be, then stick your penis through the hole, take a picture in a mirror, and send it to your friends as a joke.

Dusty pulled the old Pink Elephant on his friends.

by Meat Shower February 17, 2020

pink corruption

“oh god. oh fuck. it’s the evil pink dye. get as far away from it as you can. wait, did you touch it? welp, fuck. no hope for you now.”

the pink corruption: is a fictional disease from the game Just Shapes and Beats, and the online series The Pink Corruption, that turns the host violent and impulsive, as well as taking on shades of pink.

person one: bro, you got the pink corruption or something?
person two: nah, just a bit upset today.

by fizzpop March 22, 2020

Pink Condom

When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.

I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.

by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020