Tobias: The Almighty Physician

Tobias, otherwise known as a supporting character in the Ascendance Series, is a baka baddie.

1.) Because he can't even murder somebody

2.) He always has to impersonate Jaron

3.) He's actually an intellectual

Person A: Have you heard about Tobias: The Almighty Physician?
Person B: No, why?
Person A: You uneducated being, he is the best character in the ascendance series.

by Honeydew.com June 28, 2021

Pulling a physco

When you say or do some dumb shit

“Yo I’m about to go make some oven burgers because using the skillet takes too long”

“Bro that’s some physco shit, your pulling a physco right now bro.”

by NavyBoat January 18, 2022

literaly the completely physically TAS imossible situation

Quickman

Max: Bro He gave me literaly the completely physically TAS imossible situation twice in a row

by mcfl1y January 29, 2022

pikachu theorem of physcology

this theorem states for any banana popsicle on a motorcycle, we will always have a cross difference between yes and no.

lol i win any debate cuz of the pikachu theorem of physcology

by ₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴1 October 13, 2022

hector from physics

A student in physics that tells 20 minute recaps of his weekend and how he cheats on his girlfriend during said time. Hector from Physics is not to be confused with Harold from Chemistry or the guy who sharted in Ms.J’s seat.

“Alright, its time for our weekend share”

“Oh no, Hector from Physics is going to tell us about his weekend again”

by GordonsLover January 19, 2023

National slap a physicist day

Day (everyday) when you can slap a physicist. Especially those who study at PMF, Zagreb

Filip is a physicist. Slap him on national slap a physicist day.

by Micamaca September 1, 2023

I'm a Physician

Famous last words from a knight trying to defend his queen. Similar to "trust me bro", it is now used as a way to counter an argument especially for a woman whom you'll never get.

"My understanding is a psychological body language, whenever that happens, people usually actually huddle up more to protect their mid-body, because that's where your organs are."

"I...I'm...I'm a physic..I'm a physician."

by imaphysician March 8, 2024