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Phone Worthy

A hookup that is good looking enough to be the background of your phone without catching shit from your friends.

It is added to the scale of describing ones potential or past hookup, slampiece, or person of interest's level of sexy. The scale is now as follows:
Ugly < if i was drunk < doable < decent < phone worthy < dime
1:
John: Is that the girl from last night on your phone?
Rob: You know it.
John: Good call, shes def PHONE WORTHY

2:
John: Look at the blonde at the end of the bar, shes a total dime.
Rob: Eh, not quite a dime, but still PHONE WORTHY
by Eta Bro December 9, 2010
mugGet the Phone Worthymug.

Phone bondage

Phone bondage is a somewhat uncomfortable situation when two people are talking on the phone and one person keeps talking, preventing the other from hanging up. Somewhat tolerable for the person who wants to hang up, but also somewhat unpleasant because they want to hang up--similar to some of the effects of bondage.
"Ahh man, we've been talking on the phone for 5 hours straight, I need some sleep."

(other person continues conversation and ignores the comment)

"Agh, this is seriously unfair phone bondage..."

(other person continues conversation to first person's expense)
by anuXdew2000 March 24, 2008
mugGet the Phone bondagemug.

Phone-Stumped

when your just about to answer your phone and then they hang up
ey yo i just got phone-stumped by my buddy joe!
by boogymanatecheese July 27, 2021
mugGet the Phone-Stumpedmug.

phone-faggot

When a guy becomes so enamored by his phone, he begins producing estrogen.
Mike: Where's Kenny?

Dave: He's outside talking to his phone-faggot buddy, Bill.
by BigN_Tasty January 21, 2016
mugGet the phone-faggotmug.

Phone Zone

Like the Friend Zone, only the Person in the 'Phone Zone' Is relegated almost exclusively to Phone Calls/iMessage/Snapchat etc.
So She cancelled the date without saying anything, didn't bother to apologize or reschedule, but wanted to facetime for god-knows how long...hoe tryna Phone Zone me lmao.
by Johnydeth April 22, 2021
mugGet the Phone Zonemug.

generic phone

Words to describe an old version of a phone.
the old nokia or motorola generic phones etc.
by dinoagephones July 19, 2010
mugGet the generic phonemug.

booty phone

A phone purchased in secrecy from a carrier other than the one your gf or wife knows about. Used specifically for booty calls. A number you can give out freely without fear of getting caught.
Last night I took a shower and my gf read my text. I gotta get a booty phone!

I got to work Monday and had four voicemails on the booty phone.
by 33000 October 11, 2011
mugGet the booty phonemug.

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