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Protein Party

A party in which a group of men ejaculate on women.

Alternative way of saying "Bukkake"
"Sharon really enjoyed the protein party we threw for her last night"
by Jet March 5, 2004
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Christmas Partyhoer

A person--usually a married co-worker--that uses the company Christmas party as an opportunity to get extremely drunk and dance inappropriately on other co-workers' spouses, usually leading to embarrassment the next day.
Todd: Dude, Steve is all over the boss' wife

Phil: He's such a Christmas Partyhoer. That's going to be awkward tomorrow.
by T Macalicious December 11, 2010
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Asian party

Noun
An after-dinner gathering of Asian American parents and their children. Because Asian parents often reject the possibility of befriending non-Asian coworkers and neighbors, these become their main social activity. As such, the average Asian family attends at least one Asian party on any given week. If the hosts insists that people arrive around 7, the first guest will usually come at exactly 8:30.

Festivities may include:
Playing cards
Karaoke
An exorbitant amount of sunflower seeds
Watching the Asian children play piano
Talking about what groceries have been on sale
Talking about white people
Nian Gao
A ping pong tournament
Comparing the kids' SAT scores

*list not exhaustive

The kids will either become close friends (leading to future vacasians) or will keep to themselves, choosing to hang out only with their respective electronics (iPhones, Nintendo DS, Kindle, etc.) Asian parties often go late into the night.

Alternate forms include the Asian Dinner Party (guests tend to arrive on time and will bring an Asian dish to this potluck-style event) and the Vacasian.
White friend: dude why can't you come over on Friday?
Asian kid: sorry, I have to play piano at an Asian Party so I don't shame my parents

Tennis coach: you know, Asian kid, it'd be great for team bonding if you came to the team dinner this weekend.
Asian kid: I know, but my parents are throwing an Asian Dinner Party and I really like dumplings.
by Meowzer January 2, 2013
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Mandatory Sex Party

When someone invites you to a birthday/frat/whatever-other- kind-of-party-you-can-think-of party and it turns out to be a sex party. If you refuse to participate, you will arrested. Hence the "mandatory".
Markus: Yo dude, how was that party you went to yesterday?

Ken: Dude, it turned out to be a mandatory sex party!

Markus: Oooohh! Dude you got BURNED! HAH! So did anyone get arrested?

Duncan: WTH!?!?!?! Those are real?!?!

Allie: Told ya so!
by Yourwordinformer January 24, 2011
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Chinese Communist Party

The Ultimate form of all Gangs, Mafias or other organized crime entity. Avoid at all cost.
1.The Chinese Communist Party robbed all my freedoms and sell them back to me.

2.There are usually very few gang activities in areas controled by CCP.

3.Mao is a creation of CCP, not vice-versa.
by Peevee May 16, 2006
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Bush Party

1. A party held in the bush.
2. A party held in a wooded area.
3. A party held in an urban area that has been overgrown with vegitation. e.g. an empty lot - areas near train tracks etc.
4. A party held on the outskirts of a sub-urban area where empty farmer's fields have yet to be developed.
Q. What's going on this weekend?
A. Not much. Want to check out the bush party down at the tracks?
by Andre Molnar April 28, 2004
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blanket party

A violent group attack on an unpopular GI. Usually done in the middle of the night, in a barracks situation, the victim’s head and body is covered with a blanket (preventing him/her from fighting back or identifying assaillants). Occassionally these attacks are used to bring a barracks bully into line but unfortunately hundreds of attacks per year are aimed at suspected gays. This type of hazing is tolerated by noncommissioned officiers who see it as a means of "self policing" among privates and trainees.
Smith over there has been a real fuck-up and kept us from getting a pass into town last night. Let's throw him a blanket party tonight.
by Bill Peters October 6, 2006
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