penis

A worthless part of a man that makes them very self-centered and makes them treat women bad. Women secretly pretend to need this waste of bio material so that we can steal a man's money, soul, and still fuck our girlfriends. It looks funny and smells funny and spits at you if you make it happy. The cum it spits out smells like paste or bleach, which is ew in your mouth though we pretend to like it. A mutated vagina that is back-ass-wards and worthless if it goes limp. Oral stimulation on the penis will bring bad consequences as it will try and spit on your face cause guys are complete weirdos. A thing that is not worth your time and never big enough. gawd.

"Oh baby, i love the way your penis feels inside me, it drives me crazy!!!!!"
-me

*wink, wink* ^_~

by The Real KiTTaY April 25, 2006

Penis

what i stuck in your mom last night :)

Me: you like my knob?
Mom: oh ya baby stick it in!
Me: hellz yes.
Mom: oh ur PENIS has to be at least 24 inches!!!

by BigOJohnny December 28, 2005

penis

one eyed monster

that man has a big one eyed monster

by me August 12, 2003

penis

Somethign most women wish was bigger.

"my baby brother has a penis like that!!!!!"

by al-e-cat July 2, 2007

penis

Something that you like if you look it up on urban dictionary.

I like penis so I think I will look it up on this site.

by mcqmcg July 12, 2007

penis

the penis is an organ on a male used for enjoyment purposes. the bigger the better!!! every one you get should be firm and hard, avoid them if theyre soft.

"ow"
"what happened"
"you sat on my boner"
"sorry, i didnt notice"
....PENIS!!!!

by z? September 22, 2005

penis

the meaning of life

dude, with out my penis, i would have no reason to live.

by a random person thats cool October 19, 2010