by chriscepticon June 18, 2016
Get the Running through the okra patchmug. by @ibreiden May 16, 2016
Get the happier than a 'coon in a roastner patchmug. When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all
by poonpatch June 25, 2009
Get the Hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patchmug. A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
Get the there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horsemug. by Impossiblebooty December 26, 2021
Get the sour patchmug. Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.
by Millo92 January 21, 2022
Get the Cabbage Patch Dollmug. a type of rodent that is often not potty trained. these animals tend to have an increased interest in feet.
by Sc0opy January 31, 2022
Get the patchesmug.