by chriscepticon June 18, 2016
Get the Running through the okra patchmug. by @ibreiden May 16, 2016
Get the happier than a 'coon in a roastner patchmug. When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all
by poonpatch June 25, 2009
Get the Hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patchmug. A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
Get the there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horsemug. A boy all the ladies should stay away from he may seem nice at first but then he will literally want to bite you in the butt
by Ppb June 18, 2021
Get the pumpkin patch boymug. by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 16, 2024
Get the squirt patchmug. by Magzz June 1, 2004
Get the Voracity Patchmug.