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Nigger Packing

When you pack by throwing your shit into trash bags an hour after you needed to leave
Person 1- I thought you were traveling with Ed
Person 2 - had to catch an Uber because Ed was Nigger Packing
by Eloncrust June 2, 2018
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free parking monopoly

This rule is where you place the monopoly cash UNDER THE CORNER of the free parking space

Those whose place the money is in the middle are bent and will fail in the future
person 1 'Julie puts the free parking monopoly in the middle'
person 2 'thats so bent it goes in the corner'
by superior1738 January 4, 2019
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Trailor-parking

Parking hither and tither without a license and a genuine need to sleep within or atop a vehicle.
Person J: “Hey, I think someone’s been dipping into the sherry again...

Person P: “Don’t worry about person C; he’s trailor-parking; even has his head rested on the hood of that duct-taped-up Hyundai.”
by Keronica Kadwell January 9, 2019
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pastor parking

Parking spots available in the back of a bar, liquor store, or strip club where church pastors can park to avoid having their car spotted by parishioners or other passers by.
Mike didn’t want his girlfriend to know that he was out at the bar with his friends so moved his car to the pastor parking in the back.
by bobatoni November 24, 2019
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Turtles Peaking

When You Go to Take a Poop, But then It hangs There, You try to take a Deep breath and Squeeze it out, But it just goes Right back up your Butt hole.
I had to take a Dump, I Tried to make it quick, But it stayed then it went back in. - Sounds to me you have Turtle's Peaking.

Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.
by SetiCowboy July 2, 2021
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Speed Packing

Speed packing is a way of packing, it's a way of packing where you talk to fast people don't understand and can't speak over you or to you because you are speaking so fast they can't fit in words.
Oh you wanna pack? Alright bet , *Starts speed packing*

Yo- , you not- Let me spea- Bro let me speak.
by Kid Mvoofy January 24, 2022
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SHG parking police

A hilarious and witty Instagram account that showcases SHG's worst parkers while roasting the parkers in the captions.
Brad: "Did you see John's truck parked with its side wheels on the curb this morning?"
Tom: "Better go take a picture and send it to the SHG parking police."
by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021
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