you’re a sleeping onion

duke depp thought the lyrics “you’re asleep in london” we’re you’re a sleeping onion ☹️👎 how humiliating

“you’re a sleeping onion. wait. does it actually say you’re a sleeping onion???”

by dukesthirdtrashcan May 15, 2021

French Onion Facial

(Pronounced - fra-INCH ON-yan FACE-shil)
When a Frenchman with a UTI jizzes on his partners face.

While satisfying male patients, Parisienne nurse Antonia enjoys getting a French onion facial

by Frank Lynch November 18, 2022

Secret Onion Patch

When someone with multiple chins has a neck beard only and has massive man boobies

Look at that Boy from Indiana's Secret Onion Patch...You Could Get Lost in That.

by TheBosma July 10, 2010

French Onion Soup

When a man stuffs a red onion in a females mouth and then punches her in the kidneys while doing her doggystyle.
This creates the tears that flow over the red onion. Then he blows his load on her face creating cheese effect. Voila!

Did you give Vanessa a "French Onion Soup" last night?
Sure did! I love that soup!

by jackal16 November 18, 2010

Cutting Onions

A general term for any sexual act, specifically involving penetration.

I sure would love to cut onions with Betty Lou.

by Lord Elven Sacrifice October 21, 2004

WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION!

Something you should shout at the drive-thru.

Employee: Welcome to Burger King, How may I help you?
Dude: WHOPPER!
Employee: Excuse....
Dude: WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION!

by WhopperNoOnion April 17, 2009

French Onion Poop

A poop that has some stringy, onion like substance, but mostly consists of cloudy brown squirts. Often burns upon exit and could also be described as fire booty.

After a long night of drinking, jeff went to a taco truck and got a burrito to try and sober up. About 20 minutes later he charged into the bathroom to cook up a nice bowl of french onion poop.

by Mosh1200 June 25, 2011