Bedside loaf

A popular 90’s alternative rock band

Dude, I loved seeing that band last night

Nah, they were a bedside loaf

by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020

Bullet Loaf

A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.

Bro, I left a Bullet Loaf in your toilet. I'll pay the plumbing bull.

by Cherb Derbitt February 8, 2012

hot loaf

A large very dry and very shit smelling shit that 9 times out of 10 requires no toilet paper.

Oh lord, Troy just dropped a hot loaf. I can smell it from here!

by Pablo'sCarWash37 July 30, 2017

banana loaf

Thanks for actually coming, so i wanted to tell you something important, so go onto snap and search up @localasda and add them, then send them toe pics

Amanda? Have you sent toe pics to @localasda on snap??

No why?

Well you can get paid!! that’s why i quit my job and i got free banana loaf

by IntuLakeside January 2, 2021

Step Loaf

Step Loaf - term used by young adult males to describe their step mum who is sexy as.

There are many types of Loaf’s but the step loaf is at the top.

Oi lads, the Step Loaf got stuck in the washing machine again last night. It was sweeeeeeet!

by RicMaroo October 3, 2022

Loaf

A stack of huge amounts of money

You got loaf ? I got my loaf bro we gotta go shopping

by Roughtrain July 19, 2016

Sweet-loaf

To be a loaf of sweetness

To be cute and have a large bottom

Dang look at her sweet-loaf
I just wanted to let you know you’re such a sweet-loaf

by Sweet lof February 24, 2022