smile bones

My smile bones hurt when I eat something cold.
by BardleyMcBeard May 21, 2018
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Gag Bone

A very large, girthy penis. Well above average. Generally, those classified as having a “horse cock”. Known to induce the gag reflex of the person or persons performing oral gratification and also for pounding the cervix of female partners.
Rachel was choking and slobbering all over my gag bone.

My gag bone was pounding her cervix. She said no body has had a gag bone that can beat her guts like mine.
by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2018
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bone tired

Bone tired is not a synonym for "Very Tired" or "Wiped out." It goes far deeper. Being bone tired is to be so deeply exhausted your bones themselves feel dull and weak. Every cuticle, every fiber of your being be it mental, physical, or emotional want nothing more than the sweet release of lady moon herself. To be bone tired is to see the eyes of eternal slumber and deny it the satisfaction of another morsel. You do not get to the state of bone tired easy, it takes an extreme sadist or an unfortunate insomniac to even crack the surface of what it is to be bone tired.

If you find yourself being under the influence of this dreary mental state just remember that it is temporary, and if absolute worse comes to worse I recommend contacting the sketchiest local vet you can find and acquiring a large dosage of horse tranquilizers. If all else fails a swift but firm blow to the head may do the trick, but this method is unreliable and 'adverse' effects may come as a result.
Two people walk into a room where they encounter a third person deliriously stumbling around.

"Yo you good?" Asks one to the disorientated husk.
"Abagoobah, kreembop ga poopy poopy droopy droppy"
"WTF?" says the second.
"Nah, look at his eyes, he isn't even here rn" says the first.
"Kleip boppop hepg" says the empty shell.
"Dudes BONE tired" says the second as they walk off into the sunset leaving the husk behind.
by elrond420 September 24, 2021
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Beige Bone

The term beige bone would be used to describe any mixed Negro-American that is too light to be called a red bone, or a yellow bone. These niggas are literally beige colored. That's you know they a real beige bone.
So basically niggas like Steph Curry.
Sway: "You ain't black bro"
Logic: "I'm bi-racial!"
Sway: "Na nigga you a 'beige bone'."
by Drilzka March 16, 2019
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bone diddily

Bro, i just smoked two garskis.
Well how u feelin nigga?
Im so bone diddily yall boi
by Chronnie239 May 18, 2010
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Bone Deth

the inspration to do something extreme
"Dude jump off that roof on your bike." -Skateboarder
"Ok, BONE DETH!" -BMXer
"WHAT, you just jumped off that roof!" skateboarder
by Ajewyouknow January 03, 2012
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Smokey Bone

Stand up naked with an erection while your girl blows smoke rings around your penis.

If timed correctly you might even be able to ejaculate through a smoke ring. Now that’s talent!
Last night my girl gave me the old Smokey bone before head.
by Plumb2 March 26, 2019
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