midnight moos

Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo

“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”

by Punanichicken December 12, 2019

moo chang

A catchphrase used by only the most amazing, diabolically funny, and beautiful human beings.

Moo chang!!!!!! That ice cream was good!!!

by anonymous January 23, 2025

Goof my moo

The act of stroking your penis whilst taking a shit.

Man I’m really horny I think I’m gonna goof my moo

by MooGoofer May 19, 2024

MOO

MOO is a slang used by asshole tourists when hindus praise a cow .

Alex Jones went to the hindu temple where he saw hindus worshipping a cow. In an assholy fashion, he yelled from the top of his lungs "MOOOOOOOO". He was then kicked out of india forever.

by IllegalPoptart May 19, 2018

Moo moo head

The term (moo moo head) is someone who’s a bit distant at times (just like a cow) but are very cute too look at.

Wife: you forgot my birthday again!

Husband: sorry ...birthday sex ?

Wife: oh you moo moo head. I don’t want dick tonight ...feed my pussy right .

by That ting ting May 15, 2021

Blacky Moo Moo

Refers to someone that is being uncool

You are a blacky moo moo.

by Maursio is cool June 4, 2022

Moo Deng

She is a hippo 🦛, We love moo Deng, she is an icon, a legend, she is ✨smol hippo✨

Person 1: *Shows picture of moo Deng*

Person 2: "She's so cute"

by The_Magical_Cheese_Wizard September 21, 2024