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Gila monster

A woman who is visually unappealing in any way, shape, or form.
"Dude, gila monster at six o'clock."

"That bartender is a freaking gila monster."

"Why is the nude beach full of gila monsters?"
by pwrsurge13 January 17, 2008
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Monster Quest

A show on the History Channel that reveals the truths about nature that the government and scientists are trying to hide from the public.
Dude, I just saw a show on the History Channel called Monster quest
by turdmuffin09 August 12, 2009
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boogie monster

when at cheerleading practice you shove your finger so farly up your nose that your nuckle is not visable anymore.
you then look around to see if everyone is looking, play with the unfamiliar object that protruded from your nostril, and then stick it in your mouth. (:
by tk tots February 26, 2008
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Woods Monster

A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
by Orbert83 August 14, 2020
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Plot Monster

A monster in a video game that gets triggered by plot progression even if it makes no sense.
Player:" Yes! I solved the riddle"

Monster:" Hello there"

Player:" It made no noise whatsoever! How did you know? You're such a Plot Monster"
by RacletteSyrup January 28, 2021
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Toilet Monster

Toilet monster is a mysterious man who have keys to every home, comes in the middle of the night when everyone sleeps, shits in their toilet, then takes a shower and leaves. The only way to catch him: when he leaves he never wears underwear beneath his clothes!! (If you catch somebody late night, leaving your house after taking a dump and you undress him and he have underwear on him, it is just an ordinary pervert so let him go!)
Man, my water-pipe broke in my flat, luckily my neighbour gave me their keys to watch the house while they are on the vacation. I will be such a toilet monster.

Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.
by chinesemassage.mt December 18, 2018
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Pube Monster

When a girls pubic hair grows so long that it gains consciousness and proceeds to attack the owner
'Someone help, My pube monster is attacking me'
by apexwarrior April 20, 2018
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