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Jellyfish Method

A tried and true method of creating a really shit band. A method for making cringiest, corniest, most ear splintering musical group of all time. Once such a terrible band is creating you might refer to them as "The Jellyfish Method"
My sister likes the Jellyfish Method, yeah it's a new band that's awful
by mmswbngs September 9, 2022
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Baturian Method

Act of inserting an object into your arse when you are unsure about what to do with it.
"I can't fit into these shoes anymore."

"Well, you can always use the Baturian Method. "
by Hastwyk November 20, 2016
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The Watson Method

Starting the wrong players on your fantasy football team. Leaving your best players on the bench on any given week. Having no idea what you are doing as a GM of your fantasy football team.
Brock had a sure win this week in fantasy football but he implemented The Watson Method and was donkey punched by the last place team. Who knows if he'll even make the playoffs.
by PREY December 1, 2013
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Vacuum method

Sucking a girls vagina to prevent pregnancy
by krisisbackandready June 17, 2025
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The Triangle Method

An advanced technique for calculating the total distance traveled given the velocity and time. Commonly used in advanced motor-physics. Invented by the brilliant MOMS duo.
Yo broski malowski, we gotta use the triangle method for this problem.
by J Robert Oppenheimer September 10, 2025
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Rubber Ducky Method

Wearing a silicon body suit while floating in a tub of urine.
After a long day of work, I use the Rubber Ducky Method to relax.
by PurpleMeerkat August 6, 2025
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Mantis Method

The exercise in which a male individual makes his hands into a pinching shape that closely resembles a Mantis, then grabs the shaft of their penis, squeezes the area but not the vein, then after that starts pulling that area outwards. This ancient technique was used by Medieval kings used to please their wives.
Yeah man my wife practiced the Mantis Method on me because my dick was so small..
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 7, 2025
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