Masterbationist

The act of one human alone frequetly masterbating nonstop.

Jon Marshall is a frquent masterbationist to good house keeping.

by Phillis Dickinme February 1, 2010

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Masturbation station

Noun : masturbation station he/she masturbates to the point that they are more a machine masturbating than a regular human.

" I masturbated so furiously I was like a masturbation station"

by Skullcapp June 25, 2017

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Pool of Masturbation

A giant orgy, a large pool in which one masturbates. "Jump into a pool of masturbation" means to start masturbating.

Yeah screw you Jill" Tom said " I rather go jump into that pool of masturbation over there

by GodAlmightySatan June 3, 2010

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Mind-masturbation

The act of mind-fucking yourself

Mind-masturbation:
Kevin: Yo I just mind fucked you!
Josh: Nah, I mind fucked you, so its like you were mind-masturbating
Kevin.... -mind blown-

by dcember3092 February 18, 2011

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Brain-Masterbation

Telling yourself you're right while ignoring actual facts.

In his delusional state, Cambo prefered his Brain-Masterbation and was completely unaware of the actual fact that he was sitting in a burning house.

by Card_Sultan May 14, 2015

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Where a person who has ran out of ideas to save trees or a nature preserve and has to go to extmere mesasures. Naturistic Masterbation is where a strong point is being made and to stop the man and to give in to his demands. Even if it means getting into nature.

Oh my god! Will that guy stop Naturistic Masterbating. Just let the man be with his trees!

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

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