someone get em a manual

A phrase that is said to someone that does something socially unacceptable and needs a instruction manual on life.

OMG he can't do that. Someone get em a manual!

by @ stollenmemes101 December 14, 2017

e-manual

The act of manually stimulating yourself sexually while in the internet.

Jessi stop doing the e-manual when you check up on me.

by hamsterballs January 21, 2010

Nelson Mandela

An ironic or sarcastic nickname for people who bear no resemblance in any shape or form to one of the most inspirational people of the 21st Cenutry.

It is most often used by History students who take their work home with them too often and are confused by the past and the present, as well as attending politcally aware music festivals.

That white racist is quite the Nelson Mandela

by Baiji May 28, 2007

Mandelarf

Liking our Doing "it" up the armpit.

1) want to come back to my place an mandelarf?

by Lord Testicle September 10, 2004

mantelfetus

Definition: 1 (noun). He who excels at creating and implementing various forms of subterfuge in every day life, especially at a Poker game. 2 (noun). He who is inherently unlucky and always manages to fuck things up. Is also prone to being hit in the face by anything being thrown across a room in jest. 3 (adj). Any person displaying any qualities above. 4 (interjection). May be exclaimed in a deep yet excited whisper when something has gone well or some goal has been achieved through toil or luck.
Background: Invented spontaneously at 3AM during a poker game at the University of Maryland

Abrev: Fetus
Other Forms: Fecal, FecalMatter

Mantelfetus is the greatest guy alive.

Mantelfetus! - upon winning the lottery

by Dave Pohlson December 15, 2004

Mantelope

half man half antelope

person 1:"OMG did you hear about the new spiderman villian? the mantelope!!??"
person 2:"you have got to be kidding me -.-"

by huy would like to play November 16, 2007

Manual Polecat

The act of of rubbing your junk against a kitten that must be less than 6 weeks old until ejaculation into its eyeball.

Yo Dave, I just gave Senor Whiskers a manual polecat.

by Slutty Coma December 10, 2012