Malcolocity

An epic minecraft youtuber on the jailbreak smp

I am Malcolocity

by Malcolocity June 18, 2022

Maldo-Fest

A house party in Patchogue, NY with adults 25-45 all exclusively employed presently or in the past for commercial gyms. The party is very drug heavy. The host charges you 20 bucks to get in which includes viewing an MMA fight and eating Dominos.

Hey guys, stop looking at the gross sheets. Let’s go to Maldo-Fest!

by Egbert June 19, 2022

Malboro Hotbox

For whatever reason, a Malboro Hotbox is achieved when a person smokes cigarettes, of any brand, in a car with the windows up.

"Smells like a Malboro Hotbox in here"
"Yeah it was too cold to open a window"

by Dorgarr July 4, 2022

Malcolm

A stupid guy whos got an obsession of girls, loves to suck. Idiot, stupid, non attractive, diablocial. has a Xenotransplantation.
And stupid and he loves Riko.

Malcolm, a weird kid

by TxRank August 15, 2022

malcolm in the mutuals

1:when you and a person share similar interests (online) and so you decide to become mutuals online
2: when you and a person share similar interests and so you decide to become mutuals online, but those interests include malcolm in the middle

Her and shawtyarena447 are malcolm in the mutuals ,they always are pming and reblogging eachothers posts and inside jokes on tumblr

by Columbinercutiezoe August 24, 2022

Malcolm Anderson

The goofiest goober known to man. His goober levels are held together by his sheer attitude and vibe as well as his severe lack of self awareness. Allowing his gooberocity to exceed the threshold of someone being a goober intentionally.

For example see "My backpack got pissed on"

Person A: Did you see the story Malcolm Anderson posted yesterday?

Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.

by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022

Malcolm

The person I may or may not have a sorta romantic crush on. He's so cute and funny, but I will never tell him. he's WAY out of my league.

Thinking of him makes me want to scream into my pillow

Malcolm is super cute (physically attractive) but he's popular so he's probably not such a good person :/

by I LOVE MIRKO <3 October 4, 2022