malewife

A man who acts as a wife and is inferior to his #girlboss girlfriend.

Person A: I just got myself a malewife. He's gonna clean my kitchen and watch me download custom content for the sims.

Person B: Sweet! You must be such a girlboss

by starstrukn December 14, 2020

malevolent

Pronounciation:

ma·lev·o·lent

1) Wishing or appearing to wish evil to others
2) Arising from intense ill will or hatred
3) Having an evil or harmful influence
4) Extremely malevolent or malicious

1) "A gossipy malevolent old woman"
2) "Failure made him malevolent toward those who were successful"
3)"Malevolent stars"; "a malevolent force"
4)"The malignant tongues of gossipers"

by poe88 August 6, 2006

MALLOWDOG

CAMP FIRE MARSHMALLOWS ON A HOT DOG BUN.

WHEN YOUR DUMB-ASS FRIEND OR BROTHER DROPS ALL THE HOT DOGS IN THE FIRE AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT ARE BUNS AND MARSHMALLOWS. THUS LEAVES YOU WITH A MALLOWDOG.

by TEDSKI69 February 28, 2013

Maladaptive Daydreaming

Maladaptive Daydreaming is a medical condition in which a person will obsessively and uncontrollable daydream, this can be triggered from music, stories or nothing.
These Daydreams usually include: an idealised self, violence, rescue, capture, arousal, trauma, etc.
Most Maladaptive Daydreamer's have multiple worlds in there head, but all know that they aren't real.

''What is he doing?''
''Just Maladaptive Daydreaming.''

by Mohatu the Nightfury August 20, 2017

Malicia

A very kind and beautiful women, who doesn’t back down from anything. She stands her ground during difficult times and never gives up. She’s very friendly and she’s someone you can trust. Just be careful cause Malicias are not someone to mess with.

Me: Hey bro you saw that girl called Malicia
Friend: BRO I DID SHE’S FINE ASF

ME: Yeah BRO ofc she is she’sa Malicia!

by Ego May 18, 2020

Malort

Formally known as Jeppson's Malört Liquer. A vile adult beverage, usually consumed unfortunately, generally as a punishment. Drank as a shot, sometimes frozen, or used in some sort of fucked up white trash horror movie style drinking game. Tasting notes: Driving through Gary Indiana with your mouth open and head out the window. Overall opinion: This liquor belongs in one place and that is in the mouth of your enemys.

Jesus Christ, not another fucking shot of Malort. That is the most vile fucking shit I have ever tasted. I would rather suck-start a fucking shotgun than drink this shit again.

by I hate Malort September 26, 2020

Super Male

Definition : Super Male is a new respectable way off call Cisgender male.
Super Male is a Cis-male who got pissed off by feminism and random genders. He (mi lord) created a new respectable real male gender as Super Male and calls for his(mi'lords) to join the gender.
Pronoun that shall be used to refer Super Male (lord thyself) are
"mi'lord" for he, "mi'lord" for him, "mi'lords" for his, "lord thyself" for himself

Definition : "Super Male" is a new respectable way off calling Cisgender male.

Since gender is what you feel, I identify as "Super Male" and the pronoun shall be mi'lord

Super Male hates misgendering mi'lord (him)

Super Male is here to stop Feminazis

by I identify as Super Male September 6, 2020